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The monster clutching an envelope feels like a secret found in your mailbox: equal parts eerie and hilarious. It pairs with worn denim, skater shoes, or layered under a utility jacket for chilly nights when you want your outfit to do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpeak their language: For zine-makers, indie-comic fans, and DIY streetwear heads who love hand-inked art and neon accents. Bring it out at record swaps, late-night art shows, comic cons, and small-venue gigs to amplify your outsider cred without shouting. The breathable 50\/50 cotton-poly blend and tubular construction mean less bulk and more room for movement during long set-ups, long hangs, and long conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth without weight\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) knit for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, waistband and cuffs for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery available at multiple locations; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX®-certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets key safety and compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54566041911580,"sku":"30322707450508800916","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":54566041944348,"sku":"28639830814186213391","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":54566041977116,"sku":"21723070417218711681","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54566042009884,"sku":"13579230074571947941","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54566042042652,"sku":"19988513879586825571","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":54566042075420,"sku":"93686783244668111545","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54566042108188,"sku":"29527832233318617431","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54566042140956,"sku":"38061862918458988604","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":54566042173724,"sku":"29582231318417598008","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":54566042206492,"sku":"19086667787813158356","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54566042239260,"sku":"81602898217704148276","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54566042272028,"sku":"23197792815609182507","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":54566042304796,"sku":"22061479421108601053","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":54566042337564,"sku":"13159913809946176834","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54566042370332,"sku":"88105318416379436475","price":33.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":54566042403100,"sku":"15510876457556024836","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":54566042435868,"sku":"22090625905894418237","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":54566042468636,"sku":"55635974123624696394","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54566042501404,"sku":"26723453257290704439","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":54566042534172,"sku":"83718640197754693049","price":41.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54566042566940,"sku":"25115536077245901091","price":41.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":54566042599708,"sku":"29145198695190796368","price":46.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2806\/0188\/files\/5778748659581327701_2048.jpg?v=1789273132","url":"https:\/\/gnarrgnarr.com\/products\/weird-report-monster-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"GNARR GNARR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}