{"product_id":"weird-return-monster-t-shirt-retro-horror-mailroom-graphic-tee","title":"Weird Return Monster T-Shirt — Retro Horror Mailroom Graphic Tee","description":"A bold, street-ready tee that turns curiosity into character. The image—an eye-catching neon-green creature bursting from a dripping envelope beneath jagged “WEIRD RETURNS” lettering—gives this shirt a punk-comic energy. It feels like a laugh in a mosh pit or a midnight zine found under a thrift-store stack: playful, slightly gross, and proudly offbeat. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the graphic take center stage while staying comfortable for long days out, skate sessions, or low-key hangouts. Wear it to signal that you lean into the strange, collect odd stories, and prefer personality over polish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) — breathable year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed colors and sharp sleeve\/neck prints\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":54564170760476,"sku":"32354158016634559237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54564170793244,"sku":"63937246088808512547","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":54564170826012,"sku":"41840805252548842355","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54564170858780,"sku":"30147947282474360041","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":54564170891548,"sku":"24659807368085982338","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54564170924316,"sku":"24615891660366892349","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":54564170957084,"sku":"25631793186272643427","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54564170989852,"sku":"31839307407969098371","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":54564171022620,"sku":"27833407786279672767","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54564171055388,"sku":"22545076006406055130","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":54564171088156,"sku":"12096445315671710846","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54564171120924,"sku":"30339778985515061990","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":54564171153692,"sku":"32654470936760907751","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":54564171186460,"sku":"94665145751319718187","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":54564171219228,"sku":"79343259512071688665","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":54564171251996,"sku":"83591570005383318830","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2806\/0188\/files\/12500000054052073011_2048.jpg?v=1789280903","url":"https:\/\/gnarrgnarr.com\/products\/weird-return-monster-t-shirt-retro-horror-mailroom-graphic-tee","provider":"GNARR GNARR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}