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The Weird Report
The Weird Report
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Every month, a physical curiosity arrives from the GNARRGNARRverse.
Don’t miss your messages from beyond!
Weird Report subscriptions may include mysterious emails with clues, updates, and exclusive content. At checkout, be sure to check “Sign me up for news and offers”
Some of the stories you'll be receiving are real.
Some aren’t.
Your job is to figure out which is which.
Inside you can expect to find forbidden stories, mysterious curiosities, collectible art prints, stickers, and folded secrets too dangerous to send digitally.
After reading the secret, you must destroy it.
Proof required.
Each Weird Report may contain:
• An original serialized story (a new chapter every month)
• A Fact or Fiction mystery (can you tell what’s true?)
• A collectible sticker
• An exclusive art print
• A folded secret message
• Hidden clues, strange discoveries, and mysterious surprises
Every month reveals another piece of the weird puzzle.
$13/month. No long-term commitment. Leave whenever you want.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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What Arrives
Monthly physical transmissions from the GNARRGNARRverse containing strange stories, mysterious fragments, underground discoveries, stickers, prints, bizarre collectibles, and unexplained artifacts.
The Transmission
An unfolding mystery transmitted monthly from the GNARRGNARRverse. Each letter reveals another fragment of an unfolding narrative designed to evolve over the course of an entire season. One transmission arrives every month.
Fact or Fiction
Every month you’ll receive another weird story.
The problem is… not all of them actually happened.
Your job is to figure out what’s real.
The Secret
Every transmission contains a folded secret containing information too forbidden to transmit digitally. After you have read the secret you are required to destroy and proof must be provided!
Cancellation Ritual
Leave whenever you want.