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The Weird Report Monthly Transmission
The Weird Report Monthly Transmission
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Every month, a physical transmission arrives from the GNARRGNARRverse.
Some of the stories are real.
Some aren’t.
Your job is to figure out which is which.
Inside you may find forbidden stories, mysterious fragments, collectible art prints, stickers, bizarre artifacts, hidden clues, and folded secrets too dangerous to send digitally.
After reading the secret, you must destroy it.
Proof required.
Each transmission may include:
• Fact or Fiction story
• Bingo card
• Collectible sticker
• Art print
• Folded secret
• Hidden clues and strange discoveries
New weirdness delivered every month.
$13/month. No long-term commitment. Leave whenever you want.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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What Arrives
Monthly physical transmissions from the GNARRGNARRverse containing strange stories, mysterious fragments, underground discoveries, stickers, prints, bizarre collectibles, and unexplained artifacts.
The Transmission
An unfolding mystery transmitted monthly from the GNARRGNARRverse. Each letter reveals another fragment of an unfolding narrative designed to evolve over the course of an entire season. One transmission arrives every month.
Fact or Fiction
Every month you’ll receive another weird story.
The problem is… not all of them actually happened.
Your job is to figure out what’s real.
The Secret
Every transmission contains a folded secret containing information too forbidden to transmit digitally. After you have read the secret you are required to destroy and proof must be provided!
Cancellation Ritual
Leave whenever you want.