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The Weird Report

The Weird Report

📬👁️ Every month, a physical curiosity arrives from the GNARRGNARRverse.

Some of the stories are real. Some aren't. Your job is to figure out which is which.

$13.33 USD
$13.33 USD
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No Commitment. Leave whenever you want.

A spooky snail mail club. Real mail, every month, straight to your mailbox.

Every Weird Report includes:

• A new chapter of Circus BizarreGnarr, our ongoing dark, mysterious story about a strange magical circus
• A Fact or Fiction mystery. Can you tell what's true?
• Two collectible stickers
• Exclusive art print (often two)
• A folded secret too dangerous to send digitally. Read it, then destroy it.

Plus surprises. Past letters have held a tooth and a fortune-telling fish. Holiday editions come with extra prints, stickers, and posters.

📬 Mailed on the 13th of every month
🚚 Free shipping in the US
💀 No commitment. Cancel anytime.

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    What Arrives

    Monthly physical transmissions from the GNARRGNARRverse containing strange stories, mysterious fragments, underground discoveries, stickers, prints, bizarre collectibles, and unexplained artifacts.

    The Report

    An unfolding mystery transmitted monthly from the GNARRGNARRverse. Each letter reveals another fragment of an unfolding narrative designed to evolve over the course of an entire season. One transmission arrives every month.

    Fact or Fiction

    Every month you’ll receive another weird story.


    The problem is… not all of them actually happened.

    Your job is to figure out what’s real.

    The Secret

    Every transmission contains a folded secret containing information too forbidden to transmit digitally. After you have read the secret you are required to destroy and proof must be provided!

    Cancellation Ritual

    Leave whenever you want.

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